@salmenus

I lost 17 kilograms in 6 months.

Seriously! โ€” Iโ€™m not kidding.

It all started in a hotel room. ๐Ÿจ After checking in, I went to my room to shower and have a power nap ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ’ค before getting ready for the wedding that I was attending. It was December 2018. I was in Sfax โ€”south of Tunisia; Andโ€ฆ there was a scale in the bathroom! ๐Ÿ›€

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What the f is this website about?

My friend #1 ๐Ÿ˜ฒ โ€” โ€œWow! Thatโ€™s insane! How the f did you do that crazy thing?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜
Me ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿซ โ€” โ€œWellโ€ฆ I started doing thisโ€ฆ then that... but I realized something... so I decided to do the other thing insteadโ€ฆ Along the way, I had to read this... learn that... I also f#@!ked up 1000 times... fought a Godzilla... got to the moon and came back (twice)โ€ฆ bla bla blaโ€ฆโ€
(after 1 hour talking)
โ€...but at the end I made it... Itโ€™s not rocket ๐Ÿš€science... And you can make it as wellโ€ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜Ž
My friend #1 ๐Ÿคฉ โ€” โ€œAhaaa!โ€ ๐Ÿ’ญ

(... few days later)

My friend #2 ๐Ÿ˜ฒ โ€” โ€œWow! Thatโ€™s insane! How the f did you do that crazy thing?โ€ ๐Ÿ˜
Me ๐Ÿคช โ€” โ€œNot agaaaaaain!โ€ ๐Ÿคฏ

Here is a blog for my close friends, to answer all your How-the-f-did-you-do-that questions.

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โœˆ๏ธโ›ต๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‹๏ธ๐ŸŽน๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿณโ˜€๏ธโ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŒŽ

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